THE “DISNEY DAMP DABS” HASH
Run Number: 365
Date: Monday 10 Jul 06
Time: 50 minutes
Distance: About 6km
Run Location: Iwerne Minster
The Pub: The Talbot
Pub Website: The Talbot
Weather: Overcast, damp and chilly.
HARE(S): Terry (Walt) Disney
HOUNDS
Standing:- J-F (Entente) Lechanoine
- Duncan (Day Glo) Ray
- Edward (The Wanderer) Vincent
- Mark (Shady) Vincent & Brûlée
- James (iPlod) Vincent
- Bronwen (Ronlet) Jones
- Martin (Madness) Lawson
- Jason (Kinky Bugger) Wareham
- Mark (Jibber) Humphries
- Ed (Birdseye) Sadd
Kneeling:- Tim (Silent Running) Bryning and Monty (Alamein)
- Quentin de Lambert
- Terry (Walt) Disney
Not In Photograph:- Brian (BrEW) Errington-Weddle
Social Hounds/Hash Puppies:Real Hounds:
THE WORDS
Despite the gloomy and damp conditions, a gratifyingly large pack assembled at the newly refurbished Talbot Inn at Iwerne Minster, although Ça Va was unable to attend as she was too traumatised by the World Cup final result the night before. After carefully parking his shiny new VW, BrEW spoiled the effect by conducting a drop test of his digital camera on the tarmac of the car park – which it failed, requiring him to take the hash snap with his back up video camera.
Walt assured us that the distance was a gentle 4 miles, but also casually mentioned that he had laid the trail the previous day before the heavy rain. The pack therefore set off in some trepidation as it started to rain again, with only Brûlée showing any enthusiasm for the watery conditions by diving into the stream for a quick swim whilst the pack cast around the village streets looking for definitive dabs amongst the soggy sawdust. With a few helpful prompts from Walt, the trail was followed eastwards up the side of Cranbourne Chase and across woods and fields before eventually returning to dodge the traffic on the A354 and head towards Shroton. The Wanderer managed to repeat his falling-over act from 2 weeks before on the run down to the road. The trail took the pack round the back of Shroton and into field with some Landseer-esque highland cattle with very long horns. The pack initially showed some bravado as they passed cows and calves, but this turned rapidly into group cowardice, followed by a rapid retreat and detour as the bull materialised in the distance.
Following a gentle run back into Iwerne Minster, unmolested by any other further animal life, the pack checked out the Talbot Inn. The hash handle sub-committee allocated James Vincent his handle of i-Plod in recognition of his propensity for using digital technology on the trail, and the group bade farewell to Quentin de Lambert who would be returning to France before the next meeting.
MUG & T-SHIRT RATINGS
(??*) - Denotes attendance by those not Mug Rated (social hounds).
GOLD T-SHIRT AWARD (50 AND OVER)
Andy (Warthog) Goodman (172); Bronwen (Ronlet) Jones (126); Terry (Buggalugs) Canham (108); Brian (BrEW) Errington-Weddle (96); Ed (Birdseye) Sadd (89); Terry (Walt) Disney (81); Tim (Classic) King (69); Tim (Silent Running) Bryning (64); Mark (Jibber) Humphries (63); Duncan (Day Glo) Ray (53 + 1*); J-F (Entente) Lechanoine (53)
MUG AWARD AND CAN WEAR BLUE T-SHIRT (25 - 49)
John (Semaphore) Carr (42); Sylvie (Ça Va) Lechanoine (36); Jason (Kinky Bugger) Wareham (34); Frances (Stop Watch) Canham (34*); Ruth (Typhoon) Canham (34*); Martin (Madness) Lawson (29); Helen (Elle) Goodman (26*); Jim (Forget Me Not) Forrest (25 + 6*)
NEED MORE HASHES OR POSTING ORDER (10 - 24)
Steve (Bob the Builder) Pritchard (20); Nick (Tri Harder) Bateson (20); Gordon (F Med) Rafferty (18); Tom (Two Shoes) Gillard (15); John (Strider) Bryning (16); Ian (Abdul) Condie (11 + 1*); Lesley (Tinkerbell) Bryning (11*)
NEED MORE HASHES (5 - 9)
Rowland (Pet Rescue) Stibbards (9); Gail (Tour Guide) Sadd (8 + 5*); J-C (Moose Milk) Boisvert (7 + 1*); Edward (The Wanderer) Vincent (7); Mark (Shady) Vincent (7); Sarah Bryning (1+6*); Ben Sadd (6); Emma Sadd (5); John (Nokia) Noraika (5); Nick (The Gnome) Laffan (5); Jayne (Blackberry) Boisvert (5*)
KEEP HASHING (1 - 4)
Clare Sadd (4); James (I-Plod) Vincent (3); Heather Terrington (2 + 1*); Ombeline Lechanoine (3*); Steve (Cloth Ears) Lomas (2); Rod (Dyno) Thomas (2); James Carr (1); Julie Carr (1); William Carr (1); Martin Hughes (1); Debbie Keevash (1); Gabbi Lomas (1); Colin (tbc) McGrory (1); Mel Taylor (1); Robert Carr (1*); Sandie Disney (1*); Kate Forrest (1*)
Price: Walt # 365 |